Contest: Two words rap/rhyme/freestyle

Inspired by one of my friends who posted this on her blog just for fun, I've decided to do a 'two words' rhyme contest a la Kanye West & Mos Def. If you haven't ever heard the song - here's the video:



How it works: Just post a rhyme that is no more than two words per line in the comment's section of this post.

Prize: bragging rights, my eternal gratitude, a deep longing admiration and pretty much anything else I can give that has no monetary value whatsoever...In case I hadn't mentioned it, I'm back to broke again... I'll try and give 1st , 2nd & 3rd prize depending on the response.

Deadline: Friday, September 28th at around 10:00 PM EST +/- , that's right you have a little over a month to contribute.

Here's an example:

Two Words,

Debt Free

Not me

Thought so

turns out

bill collectors

hate me

OK - I know that was lame, so I know you can do a ton better so post whatever you like as long as it's not too offensive - extra points for finance related frustration!