What made me actually open it is how ironic the the wonderful offer is. On the window portion of the envelope it says:
"Apply for your Debt-Free Plan* account today"
Little do they know - I am debt free. However, it was nice that a big bank, whose initials spell a rather large snake, had the thoughtfulness to offer me more debt in order to get out of debt. How quaint.
I love how the big banks watch out for me. They even added:
"Upon approval, we can deposit the money directly into your checking account so you can use it right away."That's the way to do it - put a ton of cash into the checking account of someone who doesn't know how to manage there money in the first place. real good, I wonder if they would approve the maximum $50,000 credit limit for me...
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